Daughter: Mommy, why is our plane late?
Mother: Because God said so.
Father, to crying child: Maya, you need to BE QUIET.
Maya: I’m just trying to let my feelings out!
Father: Well do it QUIETLY!
Father, yelling after missing flight: YOU ARE THE WORST AIRLINE EVER! YOU HAVE LOST MY BUSINESS! I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW INCOMPETENT YOU ARE! NOW WE’VE MISSED THE FLIGHT AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Child, approximately 8: Dad, calm down…there has to be a way!
