Three Orthodox Jewish girls arrive at the gate, pull out Hebrew prayer books (Siddur) and begin to pray. Moments later…
Man: Is that a Bible there?
Girl: …No, it’s one of our prayer books.
Man, pulling out Bible: Oh, see, we have the Old Testament and the New Testament. Do you have those?
Girl: No, that’s not part of our religion.
Man: So Jewish people don’t read the Bible?
Girl: No, that’s not part of our religion.
Man: Do you read the Hebrew translation? Because the translations are really unreliable. Each word can have several different meanings.
